Mothers Are All Slightly Insane

Don't yell at me. I didn't say it. One J.D. Salinger said it. I don't know who that is and I'm too lazy to google him. I just wanted to tell Mom, Meme, and Granny that I appreciate their insanity. Without them, I wouldn't be alive. But besides that small fact, they made life very sweet for me. I just wanted to give them all a shout-out. Mom, thanks for putting up with crazy Carol. I miss you dearly and can't wait to see you in a couple of months! Te quiero! Meme, the most obvious legacy you have left me is your awesome banana bread. I use your recipe and I'm ashamed of how poorly it comes out compared to yours. You are so sweet and thoughtful and I love you and miss you! Granny, I'm sad that an October will come and go without getting to stay with you for the soccer tournament! Thanks for putting up with Dad and letting him live long enough to make my Mom put up with him. Love and kisses!

"My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it." - Mark Twain

"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them." - Phyllis Diller